Screw Tucker Max

Tucker Max is probably the most overrated joke ever. Why do people think his stories are funny? My 6th birthday party was crazier than anything Tucker Max has ever done. Here is what I did: My mom put a party hat on my head. I said, screw that and left. I went to a pawn shop, bartered my toothfairy money for a live grenade. I then took that grenade to a bar. They said "we can't let you in, you're six years old." Then i showed the grenade. Everyone proceeded to buy me shots of tequila. After 12 shots, I proclaimed I could hit a homerun outside of Angel Stadium. A helicopter showed up, and took me and my three new best friends, Tracey, Mark, and Sir Mallard Hew Richardson to Angel Stadium where Nolan Ryan threw a 101 mph fastball that I ripped over the fence. I then peed on first base. It was 10 am...
anyways...this was one of the best reviews ever, and mostly because it just rips on Tucker Max. Check it out here